Festival Sandwich, Pt I: Knowlton Riverfest 2003. Friday night.
And Knowlton was already in progress when we got there, with a terrific
funk band ruling the stage. I got Melanie Thile, my mentor when I did a show
over at 'NTI for a few months, up to step a few, her lanky galoot of a husband
actually up too - after just one beer - and the floor was crowded in no time.
The sax player took off his long white coat in the heat, put a towel over his
head, and just kept on playing, blowing everybody away.Then this crazy Russian
rock-and-roll band, The Red Elvises, got rolling. (Wed got to talking
behind the stage between sets, and decided they should be called Oleg 1, Oleg
2, Oleg 3, Oleg 4, and their girl-friend would be Olga.) Very funny set, starting
with "lounge music" that got droller and dirtier the longer Oleg 4,
burly lead singer in zebra-striped pants, dragged it out), and then into a furious
rock-and-roll set with lyrics about being born in Chernobyl. Oleg 2, red-blonde
dye job and smirk, twanging on a gigantic red balalaika-like thing that towered
over everyone, and Oleg 1, in beaver hat and dark glasses, tipping his keyboard
over so it stood on one end and he knelt to play it, framed the stage during
their Genesis homage. Then everybody raced over to join Oleg 3 - Olga's seven-foot
tall boyfriend (she says she believes in product, not process - one of their
songs is "Sex in Paradise" - stupid bluebirds flying along, munching
on butterflies, all mimed, audience joining in, roaring out "Sex in Paradise!!"
- "Without the pelvic motion, thees song is worthless!"), four Olegs
on one drum kit, standing up on chairs, amps etc to help Oleg 3, folded behind
the kit, do his "drum solo"). Whew. That kind of act. (Yeah, they
actually have other names they use onstage, but this helped me keep them straight.
Olga is actually a long-legged cynical American beauty who said she liked my
joke, so I should tell it over and over, great straight-woman - "So ah
dae! Ah dae!" She bestowed a sweet smile on me, I blissed out, Oleg 3 came
towering over - think tree in Tolkien movie - "You talking to my woman,
leetle man?" We all fell out.